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10.06.2025 00:15

Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Apple’s 2024 M4 MacBook Pro with a 1TB SSD has never been this cheap - The Verge
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
How does Bollywood influence Indian culture?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
MIT Breakthrough: Star-Shaped Brain Cells Could Be the Secret Behind Human Memory - SciTechDaily
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Trump administration prepares to ease big bank rules - Politico
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Next, they tried...
How the Indiana Pacers Spun Style Into Substance - The Ringer
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.